i’m that guy.

26 05 2008

i’ve been going to karaoke bars in nyc for the last seven years.  i’ve seen it all.  bachelors with blow-up dolls butchering guns and roses, coked-up cartwheeling crazy chicks running laps at 2nd on 2nd, rockstar fantasies, utter douchebaggery, you name it.

i’m that guy waiting for my song to come up.  i’m that guy who can’t go to normal bars anymore.